WOOO DA KID
delight
WOOO DA KID
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thighclapp:

candidlycara:

dance-in-the-shadows:

gracediamondsfear:

wifeyknowsbest:

whatapreciouslittlefuckfox:


A sense of humor can make everything better. Sex isn’t like it is in the movies or in porn. There will be strange and weird and awkward sounds, there might be a silly interruption like the cat or a kid… you might knock heads or trip getting undressed. Sex is funny, foreplay is funny and sometimes you need to just laugh. It will keep things from getting awkward! If you take sex too seriously you aren’t truly enjoying it!
Not to mention a sense of humor can be really sexy no matter what your gender identity is!

this comic is literally my favorite thing on tumblr.

i’ve always said if you can’t laugh with the person you’re having sex with while you’re having sex with them you shouldn’t be having sex with them.

God.
My husband once walked up behind me while i was sitting in the living room just watching t.v…and he put his penis on my shoulder and said “hello..”
THIS WAS HIS SEDUCTION.
THIS WAS HIS IDEA OF HOW TO GET ME INTO BED.
it worked, but not before I laughed for days.

For that last comment.

I always had a ton of weird funky condoms at my place because I volunteered with Planned Parenthood and did a lot of sex education and sex positive work. I literally had no less than like thirty different types of condoms at a time. So when it came time to grabbing a condom it was a grab bag of WHO KNOWS what you’ll end up with.
Long story short, my boyfriend grabs one, puts it on, heat of the moment type thing, a some point we both look down and see it’s an ELECTRIC GREEN condom. Dead pan he looks me straight in the eye and in his best impression goes “HEY HO. KERMIT DEE FROG HERE.” And I COMPLETELY LOST IT.
On a totally different occasion I said “don’t stop” and he sang ALL of Don’t Stop Believing. All of it. All of it. Right then and there. Without stopping.  


Every time I see these post there’s a new hilarious sex story and I love that
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blvcksigma:

Me and my niggas fin’ to get it ya’bish
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His Dark Sutra: The Rough (a poem)
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saepphire:

thelovenotebook:

Everything Love

❁
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mma-gifs:

BFC 36: Patricky Freire vs. Rob McCullough
mma-gifs:

BFC 36: Patricky Freire vs. Rob McCullough
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"I let her heartbeat
whisper cautiously as she lay
breast pressed upon mine
naked in the wilderness of our union.
Tempest pressed thistles
glided wanton
over naked skin.
Wave upon wave of
pain filled love."
(via his-dark-side)
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skellaten:

i follow back :)
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dblack11:

nesquikakke:

man Big Boi is the best

those pits look lethal as hell lmao 
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lovequotesrus:

Lost Words by Michael Faudet
Follow him here
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visualcocaine:

Range Rover Sport.
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sex-ink-metal:

xxx